Rated 4.8/5 (4,913 Reviews)

Shart Survival Kit

Shart Survival Kit

verified Guaranteed Laughs Every Time

verified Perfect for White Elephant Parties

verified Includes Everything for “Emergency” Moments

Shart Survival Kit

Shart Survival Kit

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I bought this as a White Elephant gag and it was the hit of the party. The kit is silly, well-packed, and everyone laughed. 10/10 for laughs.

Matthew S.
 
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Guaranteed Laughs at Any Party

Break the ice instantly — it’s the gag gift everyone talks about long after the party ends.

Packed With ‘Crisis’ Essentials

Each kit includes everything you need to survive a “situation” from wipes to tissues to disposable undies.

Party-Tested Results

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100% of recipients didn’t see it coming. 🤣

99%

99% of parties ended in uncontrollable laughter. 😂

1%

1% quietly left the room. 😳

*Based by real party people (and one very shocked grandma)

Frequently Asked Questions

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Is this a real survival kit or a joke?

It’s 100% a gag gift but every item inside is real and usable

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What’s actually inside the kit?

Wipes, tissues, disposable underwear, a “how-to-survive” card, and a survivor badge, everything for a fake crisis moment.

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How big is the kit?

Compact and gift-ready! About the size of a small lunchbox (fits perfectly in a gift bag).

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Is the packaging discreet?

Yep, it arrives sealed and labeled as a “Shart Survival Kit,” but it’s clean, playful, and safe for shipping anywhere.

Real Reactions. Real Laughs.

  • Had the Whole Family Crying Laughing on Christmas Morning

    Gave this to my brother on Christmas morning and he nearly spit out his coffee laughing. My whole family lost it. 10/10 hilarious gift , totally worth it.

    Emily R. | Verified Buyer

  • Hit of the Party!

    I brought this to our White Elephant exchange and it was the most stolen gift of the night. Everyone was crying and even my boss wanted it. Definitely the hit of the party!

    David F. | Verified Buyer

  • Best Secret Santa Gift I’ve Ever Given

    Got this for our office Secret Santa and it was a total crowd-pleaser. Everyone was trying to guess who brought the "emergency kit"

    Luis C. | Verified Buyer